When your work goes south and your exes live too close, what to do? Move to Seattle and hire your crazy family to run a pie cafe!

Renegade couple Alyssa and Patrick have left the rat race and social conventions behind to follow their dreams and live their own way. By day, they're wrangling a store full of misfits and miscreants to stay ahead of the competition. By night they're bunking in a 400 foot houseboat with their three kids and in-laws.

Will this couple achieve their goal of world pie domination? Or will this American dream go bust?